Tamtu and Samtu Jokes
Tamtu ped pe chada to upar
baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Tamtu: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Tamtu: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
"Tamtu was standing below a
tube light with a open mouth... WHY?
Because his doctor had advised him that the dinner should be
LIGHT".
"Tamtu – A photographer on a funeral function
Tamtu is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him.
Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE "
Samtu ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Tamtu: Aur samtu, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Samtu: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
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 Tamtu:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
Tamtu: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe
hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Tamtu: Nahin, pehchan lengey.Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Tamtu rushed 2 her & after
seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave
my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Once Samtu was selected as a Trainee Clerk to a private company
and on the first day of work, he had to answer the phone for one for
one of Phone Calls :
Caller : I'd like to talk to MR. Jones,
Samtu : He is not in his seat, call later.
Caller : I need to talk to some body else in the department;
Samtu : No body in the department, I told you to call later.
ok?
Caller : Do you know who am I?
Samtu : No.!
Caller : I'm the Managing Director of the the company...;
Samtu : Do you know who am I?
Caller : No...!
Samtu : Thank GOD..!
He kept the phone. 
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