Mast Jokes Essay A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother” Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? “Without Information Fighting Everytime” Wife replies,” No, It means , “With Idiot For Ever !!!”

Three Feelings: What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".