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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

A lady to another lady:
Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha
aur AB 3 kaise? She says:
Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...
Laughing Wink

Height of Disappointment
Height of Disappointment:
A woman finding out that Philips's 21 inch was actually a

T.V.!!!!!

News
What is the best and worst news one might hear at the same time?

Its when the wife says:"You have the biggest tool amongst all your friends"!!!

Stress

If you feel stress,have sex
S-sleep
E-eat
X-excercise
Don't think Dirty !!!!!!

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,
twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko... Laughing

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI.. Laughing

An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum...
Rolling Eyes

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
Laughing Wink

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.
Laughing Wink Wink

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi!
Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga.. Laughing Rolling Eyes Wink Wink

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