Valentine I want you To be With me On feb 14 In a nice Restaurant and say those sweet three words to you "Pay The Bill"

A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "
sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon
nahi?

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Samtu says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Samtu: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Wife of Samtu: Why Three?

Samtu: For you and your parents
 

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