Fundu Jokes

Sardar and Chinese
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

India and USA
Democratic difference between India and USA:

"In USA you can kiss at public places but cannot piss"
In India you can piss at public places but cannot kiss"

A Teachar asked the students of a class that, what is the meaning of dev & devi?
A Student Replied: Kapil Dev & Sri Devi

 

Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter.They met with an accidant.The elephant was died but ant was alive. Why?
Because ant was wearing a helmate.

 

How does an elephant go on holiday?
He takes a jumbo jet!

 

Q:Which gate can we eat?
A:Colgate.

 

Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?
Ans- Get wet!!

 

 

Q.Which is the bigest ant in the world? A.ELEPHANT

 

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another a female the female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?
because it was a ladies bus

 

ATeacher:What's the meaning of a school?
Robin: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

 

Girl: "What did you get that little medal for?"
Boy: "For singing."
Girl: "What did you get the big one for?"
Boy: "For stopping."