Joke: Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

Joke: New bride embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

Samtu had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the  table.The guest asked what is this?
Samtu didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"