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The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in
another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by
saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in
your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door
and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on
top of her..."
Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your
father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what
you've just told me."
The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said,
"I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--"
asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what
you told me."
"Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy
came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got
into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you
did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer." |
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Joke: Question. Why
Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriends?
Answer. Kyunki Sabko pata hai ki woh roz 2 litre doodh pita hai,
ab kaun si ladki itna risk legi!!!
Joke- Interviewer :
Give me the opposite words.
Tamtu :
Ok
Interviewer :
Made in India
Tamtu :
Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer :
Good... Keep it Up
Tamtu :
Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer :
Maxi Mum
Tamtu :
Mini Dad
Interviewer :
Enough! Take your Seat
Tamtu :
Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer :
Idiot! Take your Seat
Tamtu :
Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer :
I say you get out!
Tamtu :
You didn't say I come in
Interviewer :
I reject you!
Tamtu :
You Appoint me
Interviewer :
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